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	Condoleezza Slice Hi I’m Condoleeza Slice but you can call me fine. My philosophy on golf is “bring down those slow play evil doers”. My hobbies include bareback horse riding, listening to gangsta rap and graphite shaft testing. I am a part time golf video presenter and my real job is training homing pidgeons.
	Jessica Albatross I'm a golf addict and only agreed to do some golf videos in exchange for some free golf. I'm a big hit with the boys and not just because I ooze sex. I love making birdies on Par 5's because it's always a fantastic four.
	Angelina Bogie My dad stuck a golf club in my hand when I was just 3 months old and instead of swinging it I did a little coyote dance with it. I had seen my Dad dressed up in hot pants and crop top dancing in front of the mirror after watching some golf videos and I guess I just emulated him.
	Tyra Shanks This golf video thing took me from the streets and cleaned myself up. I admit, fame has gone to my head but it sure beats living in poverty. After you watch my golf videos you'll wanna have the shanks for life.
	Cherry Choker As you can see from my golf videos, I live up to my name. I have lead many golf tournaments by 10 or more shots going into the final round and ended up losing by 5 or 6. My favourite saying is "participating is more important than winning" and my favourite golfer is Greg Norman.
	Chelsee Chopper After taking my golf videos and posting them on myspace.com I retired as a Slice Girl as I couldn't handle the amount of PM's from shifty shady dudes asking me out for dinner and suggesting I could be the dessert.
	Wendy Whiff After taking my golf videos and posting them on myspace I quickly signed up full time as a Slice Girl after the amount of PM's from shifty shady dudes asking me out for dinner and suggesting I could be the dessert.
	Stacy Stickler I turned down Thailand Penthouse Magazine so I could concentrate on making my rules of golf videos with Jessica Albatross. Some people don't like to play with me because they say I'm a little strict, but I just turn and motion "speak to the hand"
	Britney Spareballs I put the zing in amazing. I was plucked out of a junior golf clinic to become a Slice Girl at age 2. My golfing philosophy is “Oops, I did it again”. After watching my golf videos I hope you’ll agree that I’m not a girl, not yet a woman, but a Slice Girl.
	Jennifer Lobez My go-for-broke, helter skelter attitude makes me one of the fiercest competitors on and off the golf course. My golfing philosophy is “never hit irons off the tee, even on Par 3’s”. If you had my love you’d know I enjoy macramé, dutch ovens and growing mutant strains of Bermuda 413 grass in my basement.
	Hilary Duffer Although I took thousands of attempts to shoot the necessary score to become a Slice Girl, Thomas Edison also took thousands of attempts to perfect his inventions. Coincidence? I think not. When I’m not filming golf videos I enjoy calligraphy, competitive scramble and dancing in the dark.
	Paris Hiltonhead Although my daddy paid for me to become a Slice Girl, golfer video afficionado's in the know have come to appreciate I’m not just a pretty face. Although I’ve had a few run-ins with the local fuzz as a result of my binge drinking at the turn, my golfing philosophy is “money can buy you anything including a good score”
	Scarlett Gotendthepin I put the awe in awesome. I became a Slice Girl for the money and intend to retire as soon as I’ve saved enough money to become a professional horse whisperer. My personal golf philosophy is “play with a different partner every week”
	Charlize Two-on I hold the record for the longest Slice Girl drive of 384 yards. It was a real monster up in the North country of Thailand. . My personal golfing philosophy is “if you ain’t long, you’re wrong”. When I’m not out driving my male counter parts by 50-100 yards I’m an avid herpetoculturalist and glass blower.
	Beyonce Holes As a child I always thought it my destiny to be a Slice Girl. People have called me a beautiful liar for saying this but the truth is I’ve immersed myself in Slice Girls culture so much so that I’m now irreplaceable. My golfing philosophy is “I made birdie and you don’t need to check on it”
	Halle Birdie Hi I’m Halle Birdie and I put the love in lovely. It’s been a lifelong dream to be Slice Girl. Now that the dream has come true I’m dedicated to becoming the greatest Slice Girl ever to present golf videos on the Internet. Off the golf course I’m into manga, early medieval reenactment and aircraft recognition.